No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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