She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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