there was a trapeze. enough said
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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