is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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