WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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