hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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