the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
sex in a hospital.. check
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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