glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
