some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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