Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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