It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My dick has a subreddit
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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