so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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