:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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