do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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