Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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