Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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