this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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