Have you finally orgasmed yet?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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