Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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