coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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