So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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