finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
