how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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