Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
