Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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