Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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