The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So squirting runs in the family.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
