so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My liver just had a heart attack.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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