But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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