Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I faked an abortion last night.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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