Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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