first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
