Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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