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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

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(315): View more from New York

It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor

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(480): View more from Arizona

You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.

(602): View more from Arizona

Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.

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(314): View more from Missouri

oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.

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