Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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