My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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