i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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