do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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