did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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