How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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