Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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