you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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