the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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