Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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