I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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