last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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