I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
