My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
