The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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