So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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