; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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