So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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