Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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