U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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