It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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