Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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