You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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